The Best Bad Cubs Team of My Time: SP Jose Bautista
Yeah, YOU try to find a good picture of THIS Jose Bautista.A passing comment on Twitter has led to my next pet project. I’ve compiled a 25-man roster of the best bad Cubs of my time. Let me clarify a...
View ArticleThe Muskbox Takes Your Minds to Japan
Carry on, my wayward bun.The Muskbox forges on as the only place where you’ll still read names like “Tony Campana” and “Micah Hoffpauir.” Also, “Carrie Muskat.” Because if there’s one thing the Muskbox...
View ArticleThe Top 79 Cub Killers of My Time #25: Greg “That They Let Him Go Still Makes...
I'll always remember you as a Dodger.Whenever a team lets a player go for no compensation, although they say all the right things and wish him well, they are secretly hoping that the player sucks...
View ArticleWhy, Yes, Commissioner, I DO Have an Idea for Your Statue!
BUD SELIG sits alone in his office on a chair designed as a full-size model of Barry Bonds’ head. He practices his thoughtful expression in a mirror on his desk. Did I mention that the desk is...
View Article1986 Kicked Ass
Last night when my goddamn Comcast DVR box decided not to record Lost EVEN THOUGH, Lost is number one on my “Series Priority List,” and EVEN THOUGH it decided to record the Lost rerun immediately...
View ArticleWOO! WOO!
WOO WOO! All aboard the Danimal Express! This train will be departing as soon as I can pack up my face makeup and tweezers. I’m boarding a train. Or maybe I am the train. I never really figured that...
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